My name is Cali. I was named after a rap song in the 80s, by LL Cool J. It was a song about California, where no one in my family has ever been. My parents think they are awesome. *rolls eyes* I was born in Milton, FL. It’s small, and once broke a record for most churches per capita. I’m gay. You can see how this was not a brilliant place to live. I now live in Pensacola…which is only 30 minutes away, in bad traffic.
I laugh. A lot. I love happiness. I love movies. I adore reading. Books are like the air I breathe. Music is my soul. But I can’t play any instrument to save my life. I will live in England one day. And yes, I have been there. I will also work for some branch of the U.N. I’m a fan of Harry Potter. I believe you know what that means…so I won’t go on.
I’m not religious. I’m liberal. Very fucking liberal. I’m queer. I’m happy. I will not try to “turn you” by way of shoving my beliefs down your throat, and I’d like you to do the same. This does not mean I will quiet my opinions to save your delicate ears; just that I respect you…and respect myself more.
I’m still in college at UWF, and for now I’m studying International Relations, with a specialization in Diplomacy. I have studied Psychology, Art, and Teaching so far. I might change my mind again, because I do what I love and I change what I don’t. I work nights at a hospital, answering phones that no one calls. So…I watch movies, and I read books, really. And I paint. Painting is my heart bleeding through a brush.
I like women. Which means, living where and how I do, I’m single…unfortunately always. But I like talking to everyone who’s open minded enough to talk to me. And if you’re foreign, you get bonus points. Aphrodite knows, I need more friends.






